Archive for December, 2008

Top Ten Names for a Racehorse

December 8, 2008

To confuse the commentators and the spectators listening to the commentators. I know it’d amuse me.

In no particular order…

  1. Bad Horse. (It’s kinda obvious)
  2. I’m Leaving My Wife.
  3. WIZARD!!!! (There would be some very specific rules regarding pronunciation)
  4. Number 7 Greyhound.
  5. Hiphoppopotamus.
  6. Raxacoricofallapatorious. (Yes, it is pronouncable; I can do it)
  7. Brought To You By Weet-Bix.
  8. Meatspin. (Oh, imagine the post-race Googling; on that note, please don’t Google it; I’m warning you, it’s not pretty)
  9. Number Two. (only works if it’s not actually the #2 horse)
  10. Chuck Norris.