To confuse the commentators and the spectators listening to the commentators. I know it’d amuse me.
In no particular order…
- Bad Horse. (It’s kinda obvious)
- I’m Leaving My Wife.
- WIZARD!!!! (There would be some very specific rules regarding pronunciation)
- Number 7 Greyhound.
- Raxacoricofallapatorious. (Yes, it is pronouncable; I can do it)
- Brought To You By Weet-Bix.
- Meatspin. (Oh, imagine the post-race Googling; on that note, please don’t Google it; I’m warning you, it’s not pretty)
- Number Two. (only works if it’s not actually the #2 horse)
- Chuck Norris.